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The Bullshitometer: the real translation of LinkedIn posts

The LinkedIn post translator. Paste a post, click “See Reality” and the AI reveals what its author really thinks. Free and tongue-in-cheek.

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How it works

Three steps, zero corporate-speak

01

Paste a LinkedIn post

Your own, if you're feeling brave. As is, straight into the text box.

02

Click “See Reality”

The AI rewrites the post in its honest version and calculates the three indicators.

03

Read and share the translation

Copy it as text or generate an image, ready to drop into a conversation.

The indicators

Three indicators, zero mercy

Every post gets its scores, calculated by the same model that writes the translation. The answer is written in the language of your post.

Bullshit score · 0–100% Show-off level · 1–10 Name-dropping · 0–100%
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Behind the gag, a real AI app

Designed and hosted by PrismIA. We build the same kind of tools for your business needs: text analysis, sorting, generation, summarising.

  • No account, no history kept
  • AI service hosted in Switzerland
  • The same know-how, applied to your processes
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Frequently asked questions

Before you dive in

Is this serious?
Not in the slightest. The Bullshitometer exists to poke (gentle) fun at LinkedIn-speak. We have nothing against LinkedIn. Well, maybe a little.
Is my text stored?
No. The tool asks for no account and keeps no history: your post is analysed, then forgotten. It is sent to our AI service, hosted in Switzerland, just long enough to generate the translation.
Who does the translation?
A large language model (Azure GPT), asked to rewrite the post in its honest version and to calculate the three indicators. The answer is written in the language of your post.
Can I share the result?
Yes: copy the translation as text or generate an image, ready to drop into a conversation or, why not, repost on LinkedIn.
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